CAMPAIGN TIME LANGUAGE
I didn`t deem the slogan fit
In fact, I didn`t even see it
She hid the party property from me
Of all places, in her under garments! Because she knew that was a no-go area
That was taboo to me and the other two
She did all of that with the discretion of the cat.
So how can she turn round today and deny it?
She claims she didn`t deem me fit
Me? Fit to vote or stuff ballot papers up to the knee?
How can she accuse me of conniving with governments
Of being the hidden hand that mapped out the grey area
But wasn`t she the one who hid in the loo?
Now she tells the party chairman I am ugly, crass and fat.