I don`t know what to say, frankly
You`ve taken me by surprise, totally by surprise
In fact I`m blushing clearly
I always knew I had hair
Bur never did I know it would cause such a stair.
Honestly, I`m dumbfounded, overwhelmed and flabbergasted.
You sent for me and I was confused by a call from a total stranger
My hair, you said, was the point of attraction
You caught me at it as I walked and crossed the road
You watched me hold it, caress it, cajole it, style it, stretch it
You heard me hold it all together and then tie into one knot
You heard me talk to it, sing to it and whisper to it.
And you said a woman`s hair is indeed her faculty
It is her beauty and the point from which she will rise
It`s her glory and therefore not toyed with vainly
These strands of hair that grow out of my scalp are so fair
That together we make a first-rate pair
Pisces and I can hold it together without feeling exacerbated.